The portrait of the Chief Displacement Officer perched before setting off on the duty of flushing out all the eagles, harriers and suchlike raptors in his area and occupying their perches in a symbolic act of retributive comeuppance. Being a close disciple of Murphy, he deems fit to present himself to perform this social disservice of knocking majestic birds off their ‘sit-upons’ at the precise ripe moment of a photographer’s presence, but when he poses this way, in the only upright, haughty manner known to him, one doesn’t mind burning a few bytes on this bully in all blacks.